WHAT DID YOU LEARN IN SCHOOL TODAY?

That I missed International Pirate Day this year.

That I need to go back to check out 826 Valencia.

That there's a furniture fabricator in the 'Burg
with mouth, eyes, and outgoing of a Zeben Curtis,
the type set in both physical and character traits.

That idiots abound, like the Sector 9 schmuck
playing chicken in the middle of 2nd Avenue.

That Anna Nicole Smith might soon be worth
close to 68,000 times more than me, worth
less she is, but God doesn't count the change.

That Krylon works its magic, makes me dizzy,
turning my heretofore baby blue eyes pink(ish).