TAIL GATOR CUTTER-OFFER

I'm a better driver than you
with no hands on the wheel
and my eyes squeezed shut
cuz yer driving makes me sick.
And the highway's filled with
wannabe heroes just like you
on their "last-chance power-drive".
You are some dangerous jerks.
So I sit, fighting to keep my
antsy middle finger clenched
tight in my little shaking fist.